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Jokingly Canada in your daily pills!

You didn't get it right. Actually today is/are:

  • International Joke Day
  • Canada Day
  • National Doctors Day
So once an American jokingly asked, 'what is the most funniest thing somebody did on 1 July?' Another American replied, 'they made Canada'. Why sloths can never migrate to Canada? Because you need an Express Entry for Canada, and sloths are, you know sloths! [embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY73vFGhSVk[/embed] You know how when you go to doctors or other practitioners and they try to ask about you, your profession etc. Last time I went to a dentist and the same thing happened when the shining teeth of staff stood beside while I lay and asked the regular questions. So I am like, 'yeah I am into immigration. You know I send Doctors, Nurses etc. to countries like Australia, Canada etc'. And they are like, 'oh so when are you sending us?'. And I am, 'but you are not doctors!'. Well that tooth extraction did hurt a lot that time! (looks like the joke was on me, but yeah whatever). Have you ever seen a doctor dating? I mean why would anyone date a doctor? You cannot understand their love letters; if anyone ever wrote one; and nobody would ever ever ever want to miss a doctor! It would be the only relation where other person would actually not want to believe in, an apply a day keeps the doctor away theory. So either the apple will be away or the doctor. Yeah, I think that's why generally doctors marry doctors! It's like a cult! How do you know a country wants to promote immigration? Easy. When they make their country's face as Justin, and national symbol as the Maple leaf. You know cuteness overloaded! And how do you know a country doesn't want to promote immigration, doesn't want to appeal anybody? Again easy. You made the Trump and May as the faces of the countries!   [caption id="attachment_2795" align="aligncenter" width="770"] Justin Trudeau and Donald Trump. (Reuters)[/caption] PS: a little laughter never killed anybody. Even if you didn't like/get the jokes, pretend. After all making a bad face never solved anybody's problems!

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