You didn't get it right. Actually today is/are:
Why sloths can never migrate to Canada?
Because you need an Express Entry for Canada, and sloths are, you know sloths!
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You know how when you go to doctors or other practitioners and they try to ask about you, your profession etc.
Last time I went to a dentist and the same thing happened when the shining teeth of staff stood beside while I lay and asked the regular questions.
So I am like, 'yeah I am into immigration. You know I send Doctors, Nurses etc. to countries like Australia, Canada etc'.
And they are like, 'oh so when are you sending us?'.
And I am, 'but you are not doctors!'.
Well that tooth extraction did hurt a lot that time!
(looks like the joke was on me, but yeah whatever).
Have you ever seen a doctor dating? I mean why would anyone date a doctor? You cannot understand their love letters; if anyone ever wrote one; and nobody would ever ever ever want to miss a doctor! It would be the only relation where other person would actually not want to believe in, an apply a day keeps the doctor away theory. So either the apple will be away or the doctor.
Yeah, I think that's why generally doctors marry doctors!
It's like a cult!
How do you know a country wants to promote immigration?
Easy. When they make their country's face as Justin, and national symbol as the Maple leaf. You know cuteness overloaded!
And how do you know a country doesn't want to promote immigration, doesn't want to appeal anybody?
Again easy. You made the Trump and May as the faces of the countries!
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Justin Trudeau and Donald Trump. (Reuters)[/caption]
PS: a little laughter never killed anybody. Even if you didn't like/get the jokes, pretend. After all making a bad face never solved anybody's problems!
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